shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

OH MY GOD!! ITS CUPCAKE!!

bobdoom:

"You expect me to jump off of this cliff?  Are you insane?"

if your human jumped off a cliff, would you?

(Source: makiface)

you are now entering hell

(Source: illillill)

looks like a big dick with no balls….

(Source: aworldofdreamhomes)

(Source: 30000fps)

envycamacho:

forevwhore:

meladoodle:

"They Called Her “The World’s Ugliest Girl” & Her Response is Unbelievably Beautiful."

I’m reblogging this again because I need everyone to watch this

I absolutely loved this

this is so touching

(Source: tyleroakley)

challenge excepted…

mysticalshamanjosh:


graffiti tunnel. london, south bank.

mysticalshamanjosh:


graffiti tunnel. london, south bank.

mysticalshamanjosh:

graffiti tunnel. london, south bank.

(Source: fuckinjustice)

ironarya:

shavingryansprivates:

I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS

well you are gonna just adore my penis

(Source: buddhabrot)

ringnail:

myparadoxproblem:

luvpie1997:

image

Apparently you’re psychic.

everyone on this website is smooth as fuck

reckleus:

twistedtorture:

if you follow the paintbrush with your eyes while not moving your head, it forces you to use emdr which is a therapeutic technique to calm anxiety/panic. watching fish swim causes the same effect.

I HAVE BEEN WAITING SINCE FOREVER FOR THIS TO BE ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

pattilahell:

breadonly:

Ain’t nobody suicidin’ today
Not on my watch

"Na, bitch you ain’t finna die"

"so i was just sitting on my window enjoying the day and this guy outta no where kicks me back in my room and he says ‘not today.’…. what do you mean ‘not today?? tomaro it might snow!"